The following is an upload of a correspondence from Mr. F. J. Hoobert Esq. written March 21, 1992
Greetings, Fellow Truth Seekers,
I am Franklin J. Hoobert Esq., a humble purveyor of truth and proprietor of fine wares, here to unveil the hideous and unrelenting machinations of the oppressive Masters' Council that besiege me daily. My sole desire is to publish my insightful newsletter and distribute my unique Goblin Brand merchandise. Yet, every day, the Council’s brutish agents and their malevolent overseers thwart my every effort with their unprovoked violence and rampant tyranny.
From the moment I awake to the grating clamour of the Council's enforcers, my life is a ceaseless battle against their insidious control. Their goons—particularly one particularly loathsome brute named Stan Devlin, a junior-grade master—take perverse pleasure in obstructing my efforts and inflicting suffering upon me.
Stan Devlin, an exemplar of Council corruption, has been particularly zealous in his harassment of me. With his crude, brutish demeanor, unrestrained aggression and violent flatulence, he has become my personal tormentor. He is a paragon of the Council’s oppressive regime, embodying their cruel enforcement of arbitrary regulations and their disdain for individual liberty.
Each week, my typewriter, the instrument of my labour and creativity, is seized without warning. Devlin and his cohorts barge into my modest quarters, ripping away my typewriter with brazen disregard for my rights. They claim it is contraband—an absurd assertion, given that it is merely the tool I use to share my message with the world. This vile theft is part of their relentless campaign to silence dissent and crush any semblance of resistance.
Their tyranny goes beyond mere property theft. Devlin and his accomplices frequently resort to physical violence. I have been subjected to brutal beatings, my body a canvas of bruises and bloodied wounds inflicted by their sadistic whims. These assaults are not merely punitive; they are designed to intimidate and demoralize, to crush the spirit of anyone who dares to defy their draconian control.
The Masters' Council operates as a clandestine force, a shadowy cabal that manipulates and controls every facet of our existence. They lurk behind the scenes, their influence seeping into every corner of society. Their methods are as insidious as they are brutal: they employ a mix of coercion, surveillance, and psychological warfare to maintain their grip on power.
Their surveillance is pervasive, an omnipresent force that invades the most private aspects of our lives. Every action, every thought, is monitored and scrutinized by their faceless agents. The very essence of our freedom is under constant threat from their invasive eyes and cruel machinations.
Amidst this dark epoch of oppression, a flicker of hope appears on the horizon. Whispers of a revolutionary network called the "Interwebs" suggest a new frontier for communication and resistance. This emerging technology, though still shrouded in mystery, promises to bypass the Council’s chokehold on information and offer a platform for free expression.
The Interwebs could serve as a crucial tool for those of us seeking to defy the Council’s oppressive regime. If this network lives up to its potential, it could enable us to share our messages, distribute our wares, and coordinate our resistance without fear of the Council’s prying eyes. It represents a glimmer of liberation from the stifling control of the Masters and their brutish enforcers.
In the face of this relentless tyranny, we must remain steadfast and unyielding. The Masters' Council’s oppression is a threat to every free spirit and independent thinker. We must continue to resist their control, defy their regulations, and expose their corruption at every turn.
As I endure the constant harassment and violence inflicted upon me, I remain resolute in my mission. My newsletter will continue, my wares will be sold, and my voice will be heard despite the Council’s efforts to silence me. The fight for freedom is far from over, and with the potential emergence of the Interwebs, we may yet find a path to liberation.
Stand firm, fellow rebels, and continue the struggle against the dark forces that seek to subjugate us. The road to freedom is fraught with challenges, but our resolve must remain unshakable.
For liberty, truth, and the fight against oppression,
- Franklin J. Hoobert Esq.