INJURED? ACCUSED? BEING RAILROADED OUT OF TURN?
Harris Travers Is Your Goblin!
Widdlington has no shortage of two-bit ambulance chasers, but with Harris John Travers, you don’t just get a lawyer—you get represented, in style, by a certified national treasure and Ed-damn living legend. And you will get an experience you’ll never forget.
Picture this: you pull up at the courthouse in a limo, sipping champagne, accompanied by a couple of private dancers shaking their goods in your face. Then you step inside the courtroom, take your seat, and proceed to watch a master at his craft.
A successful businessman and former politician, Travers brings an eclectic range of life experience, but his true passion is the law. All the laws! Corporate law, family law, injury law, bird law, and, of course, goblin law. Whether you are getting divorced, seeking compensation, or caught with your hand in the cookie jar, Travers is the lawyer for you.
But a warning to the faint of heart… Travers is not for the timid or the easily offended. If you want the safe, boring, path-of-least-resistance attorney, you are in the wrong place. Travers has a simple motto: “Settling is for suckers!” Travers goes all in. Every time. No exceptions.
Harris Travers also holds the national record for the most time spent in contempt of court by a practising lawyer. When he is standing up for the little guy, he does not back down. He will challenge anyone who speaks out of turn, and that includes judges.
If you want representation with style, swagger, and unforgettable results, Harris Travers is the goblin to call.
