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Greetings, fellow travellers oF the Information Super Highway!

You have chosen, or been chosen, to step into the exciting domain known as The Waldo Zone — a worldwide web page of wonder, so thoughtfully provided by, our benefactor, The EditoR! Behold, I am Widdle Frunkut, known far and wide as Waldo, the goblin extraordinaire. Through the mystical might of these magic box contraptions known as 'computers' and something called the 'inter-nets', wF is now 'oNlinE'. What manner of sorcery grants us such power, we know not — yet we have embraced it in order to spread the word of Waldo to the farthest realms of Earth 7!

Want to learn the secrets of ancient Waldonian Lore? How about a collection of Waldo's recipes? Or perhaps you’re curious about the legendary Waldo itself, a creature so mysterious even we’re not sure what it is! All this and more can be uncovered if ye be brave enough to explore these whimsical and wild pages. But be warned, traveller, the information found in these here web portals can drive a man to madness!

Then again, you'll be in good company! We're all mad here!!! So settle in and get comfy, people. You’re never leaving...

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Discover the Essays and Lore of the WaldoVerse!

Click on these here glowing words to gain forbidden knowledge:

FOR SALE: Homemade Skunk Creature!

Interested in owning a one-of-a-kind skunk breed made by wF itself? This lovely beast will surely add a touch of charm (and slime) to your lair! Strictly no refunds.

The Skunk

Click here to buy it on eBay!

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