Miscellaneous Villains
Not every Waldoversian deserves their own page. Here you will find short summaries on other recurring Waldoverse villains.
Mr. Delacroix Vincent: A creepy lutin. Sounds like Vincent Price. Appears and gives people milk that makes them sick, then disappears. As told in The Lutin Arc. Still slinking around somewhere.
"Rabbi" Seth Goldenstein and Davina Rubin: A fake rabbi, sleazy TV executive from... somewhere, and his DEI consultant wife. Tried to turn the Waldoverse woke. Got pulverized into paste during the Battle of McMurdo.
David Gordon-Rubinstein: Child of Rabbi Seth Goldenstein and Davina Rubin. Head of DRG House Publishing and DRG Investments. Funds DEI and other evil things. Fell out of a window and became quadriplegic. Then he allied with VAMP, becoming a vampire and regaining his mobility, only to lose it again when Master Devlin fed him to his pet bull shark, George. He's currently in a state of living death as a mangled head and upper torso with no limbs, contained in a glass box.
Guthrie Govan: Sandwich enthusiast and hippy. Bane of Waldo's existence and voted "Waldonia's most hated man" according to a poll conducted by The Waldopolis Chronicle. Waldo brutally murdered him according to Waldoverse Illustration, yet he lives somehow.
Gail Platt: Insufferable quail egg enthusiast and terrible judge of character. Her daughter is a harlot, and her son is an AIDS-ridden homosexual. Ran for Mayor against Harris Travers after Barry Scott was assassinated. Pill addict. Overdosed and is currently in a coma.
Sarah-Louise Platt: Gail's eldest child and author of Baby Boom: Waldonia's Most Fertile Woman. Mother to 27 children at the age of 41. Usually trying to find some gullible fool to take responsibility for them.
David Platt: Super AIDS sufferer who looks consistently dirty. Got infected with street-modified swine flu and caused an epidemic of Super Flu that ravaged Widdicombe. Currently in a vegetative state.
Audrey Roberts: Gail's annoying mother. Current status: Who cares...
Moniqua Jay-Quellin Jones: Fat, black, bisexual blogger and feminist thug. One of many who tried unsuccessfully to make the Waldoverse "more inclusive." Got burned at the stake by the neo-puritan cultists in New Waldhaven during the Nilbog Crisis.
Gregory Blackwood: As Home Secretary, he betrayed Waldonia to the vampires during the Vampire Crisis in exchange for power. His treachery ended with him being tortured to death by Master Devlin.
Victor and Charlotta Alaric: Vampires and leaders of the grift group VAMP. They briefly took over Widdlington during the Vampire Crisis by playing the victims. Their reign of terror ended when they were burned alive at dawn.
Jo Frost: The famed "Supernanny" came to town to discipline Widdle Frunkut, only to be exposed as a fraud when it was revealed that the naughty step had no magical power whatsoever. Waldo threw her out of a second-storey window, leaving her crippled. He then ate her legs for supper. Frost later died of a stroke, likely as a result of her obesity. The official cause of death was later ruled as complications due to COVID-19.
Joyce Summers: Suburban single mother from Willowdale, Walver Lake, staunch NIMBYist, and founder of WAAH (Waldonians Against Alien Hostiles). Summers briefly served as MP for her area under the Citizens for Neighborhood Tranquility (CNT) party. Her tenure lasted only five months due to a snap election and constitutional reforms. Despite this, she continues to challenge President Travers as leader of CNT. She has two daughters: Buffy, a vampire slayer who received the Harris Travers National Treasure Award for her public service, and Dawn, whom the President deported. No one complained.